Put It In My Mouth

(Sung somewhat to the tune of the "Put It In Your Mouth" song popular when we were in college.)

I put it in my mouth, in my little baby mouth.
I put it in my mouth, in my little baby mouth.
My hands, your hands, my thumb, your hair.
I put it in my mouth, in my little baby mouth.

This lovey, that burp-cloth, that stuffy. . .
They all go in my mouth, in my little baby mouth.
Your earring, necklace, hairbrush, one nice shirt without spit-up on it . . .
In my mouth!! In my little baby mouth!!

Yum, yum, coo, coo, drool slobber drool.
Lick, Lick, suck, suck, bubble, bubble, puke.
It all goes in my mouth!! In my little baby mouth!! IN MY MOUTH!
MY MOUTH!! MY MOUTH MOUTH MOUTH!!

Change my diaper, bitches.